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Those Who Seduce Witches
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Those Who Seduce Witches

Kanji ()(じょ)()()(もの)ども
Romaji Majo o Kudoku Monodomo
Volume Volume 2
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Those Who Seduce Witches is a drama CD track for 91 Days.[1]


Transcript[]

それにしても、お前ら二人は女っ気ねえな。できてんのかい

そ、そんなわけないだろう!

大きい声出すなよ、コルテオ。隠すことじゃないだろう。

ア、アヴィリオ…そんな誤解を生むような。

チェロット。お代わりだ。

ネロさん。もう、このへんにしといたらどうです。

うるせえ。お前は黙って酒出してりゃいいんだ。アヴィリオ、コルテオ。お前らももっと飲め。

ああ。

コルテオ。面倒事起こす前に、こいつら連れて帰れよな。

無茶言うなよ。二人とも僕の言うことなんて聞きっこない。

ええ?おい。あれ見ろ。

あれは確か、ファンゴの愛人?

ラクリマさんだっけ。


賭けねえか。あれを口説き落とせたら勝ちだ。

やめといたほうが良いっすよ、マジで。ファンゴさんに見つかったら殺されますって、マジで。

うるせえ。ファンゴがこわくてマフィアができるかよ。

知らねえからな、俺は。

どうだ、お前ら。

興味ない。遠慮しとく。

僕もやめておくよ。そういうの苦手だし。

遊び心のねえ奴らだな。

こいのどうだい? お前らどちたらまとめてファミリに入れてあるよ。

別に僕はファミリにー

ドン・ヴァネッティに会えるのか? ファミリに入れば。

アヴィリオ…

ん?お前親父いってのかい。

うん。この町支配者。ぜっひ顔を見たい。

もちろんあれよ。じゃあ、きまり。

うん。コルテオ。まず、お前から行って来いよ。

ちょ、ちょっと待ってよ!

なんだ。

ぼ、僕はやめておく。ないし。女と付ける事ない。

じゃないか。来い。いがいと見たいなのか。こぶつしないぜ。

そんな…あの人食べらるだろう。僕なんてよ!

まざかね言ってん

しかし、ネロ。俺はあの女…その…あいれして見たことあれば。そっとだった。お前はあの女さいご。

当たりじゃないか。なりはどうなくみ。おれにドンみてね。

チェロット。

はい、マダム。

みたい。ちょうだい。

かしきかりました。

でもまあ。さいごか。かっちだ。

無理だよ。逃げるない?

安心しろ。二人事いい。

分かった。じゅんばんできねよ。さひけよ。長いくじからだ。

うん。これだ。

じゃあ、こっち。

俺は最後に奴だな。

うん。俺から。行則じゃねか。

だうだらか。

まあ、やる。よく見てね。


となり、いいかい?

なによ、あんた。

やあ、姉さんがあまりだな。

姉さん?

俺はがきねんだ。女はやっぱり四十。姉さんみた。

二十八?

ええ?

あたし先週二十八になった。

またまたじょうだんきずぜ!

Speaker
Nero So anyways… the two of you aren’t interested in women, huh? Are you two together?
Corteo O-Of course not!
Avilio Don’t be so loud, Corteo. It’s not something that has to be hidden, is it?
Corteo A-Avilio! Don’t cause misunderstandings!
Nero (laughs) Cerotto! Another drink!
Cerotto Mr. Nero, how about you call it a day?
Nero Shaddap! Just be quiet and serve the booze. Avilio! Corteo! You two drink more too.
Avilio Right.
Cerotto Corteo, get these guys out of here before trouble starts.
Corteo Don’t talk nonsense. Both of them won’t listen to a word I say.
Nero Eh? Heh. Oi. Look over there.
Avilio Ah? If I’m not mistaken, that’s… Fango’s lover.
Corteo Ms. Lacrima… right?
Nero How about a bet? Whoever manages to seduce her is the winner.
Cerotto Y-you should stop. Seriously. If you’re seen by Mr. Fango, you’ll be killed. Seriously!
Nero Shut up! If I was scared of Fango, could I be in the mafia?
Cerotto I’m not having anything to do with this.
Nero (laughs) How about you two?
Avilio Not interested. I’ll pass.
Corteo Count me out too. I’m not good with this kind of thing.
Nero Tch! You guys don’t know how to have fun, huh. …How about this? If either of you manages to pick her up, then you can officially join the Family.
Corteo Actually, I don’t really…
Avilio Will I be able to meet Don Vanetti? If I join the Family.
Corteo Avilio…
Nero Oh? You want to meet my father?
Avilio Yeah. The man who rules this town from the shadows - what is he like? I want to behold him for myself.
Nero (laughs) Of course I’ll let you meet him. Then it’s settled.
Avilio Yeah. Corteo, you go first.
Corteo H-hang on!
Avilio What?
Corteo I-I’m staying out of this. I haven’t done anything like seduction before. I’ve never been with a woman either.
Nero All the more you should do it now, right? Go on. Who knows, maybe you’re just the type of meal she likes?
Corteo That’s-! If I were eaten by that person, there wouldn’t even be any bones left!
Nero Don’t say that kind of pathetic thing.
Avilio But Nero, I’ve seen that woman and Fango… well… in the act. It was intense. Can you see things through to the end with that woman?
Nero Well, of course! Whatever her exterior, inside she’s still a woman. No matter what kind of woman, when dealing with me, they’ll be like a sweet young girl…
Lacrima Cerotto
Cerotto Yes, Madam.
Lacrima Somehow today, it’s like I just can’t get drunk. Bring me a bottle of whiskey, without a glass. (burps)
Cerotto Coming right up.
Nero Uh… …But, well, there’s no need to see things through to the end, is there? As long as you can get her to the room, it’s a win.
Corteo There’s no way! If you’re caught by that person, there’s no chance of escaping!
Nero Relax. The other two will just pretend to be drunk and drag the winner out of the room - that’s good enough, right?
Avilio Hm. Understood. We’ll draw lots to decide who goes first. …Here, draw. The one who gets the longest lot will start.
Nero Hmm… This one!
Corteo Then… this one.
Avilio I get the last remaining one.
Nero Ah? Tch! Starting with me? It’ll be over in a flash, huh.
Avilio I wonder.
Nero Well, I’ll show you just how it’s done. Take a good look!
Nero Can I sit next to you?
Lacrima What do you want?
Nero Ah, big sis, you sure are sexy, huh!
Lacrima (burps) “Big sis”?
Nero Uh… I’m not interested in youngsters! After all, like they say, women come into their true charm when they hit forty. Like you, big sis, you’re in your prime-
Lacrima Twenty-eight.
Nero Huh?
Lacrima I just turned twenty-eight last week.
Nero (laughs) You’re kidding! That’s a real joke!
Lacrima (laughs) You - are you picking a fight with me? You’ve got some nerve, huh~
Nero Eh? S-seriously? …Twenty-eight? (awkward laughter)
Corteo Somehow… they’re both laughing like they’re enjoying themselves, but…
Avilio Yeah.
Corteo (gasps) Nero’s holding her hand!
Nero Hey, cheer up, honey. I’ve had my eye on you for a long time.
Lacrima Oh my, I might take you seriously.
Nero Yeah, I’m serious about this. You’re wasted on that guy Fango. How about it? Tonight, with me… (Nero screams)
Corteo (gasps) Ms. Lacrima grabbed Nero’s c-crotch… Nero wins this one, I guess…
Avilio Damn it, this was my long-awaited chance to get close to Vincent… But it’s gone again, huh…
Nero (groaning) W-wait, wait…
Lacrima I’m sorry~ But just this isn’t enough to satisfy me~ Come back in ten years… boy. See you.
Corteo What happened? It looked like it was going so well…
Nero Ahhhh… she’s a real tough one.
Avilio So it seems. But I want to watch what happens over there for a bit more…
Lacrima Cerotto! Another bottle, please.
Cerotto Yes. Right away.
Avilio Cerotto.
Cerotto Uh?
Avilio Try hitting on that woman.
Cerotto Don’t kid around! Seriously, I’ll get killed by Mr. Fango!
Avilio Fifty dollars advance payment.
Cerotto Eh?
Avilio If you succeed, there’s another fifty.
Cerotto Th-that means… I can get a h-hundred?
Avilio That’s right. Is it fine if this guy tries too, Nero?
Nero Heh! Suit yourself. Though you’re just throwing your money away.
Cerotto Enjoy. Your new bottle.
Lacrima Thanks. Put it on that fellow’s tab
Cerotto Eh… on Mr. Fango’s, right.
Lacrima What’s the matter?
Cerotto A-Actually, I- Ms. Lacrima, for some time…
Lacrima Huh? What are you saying?
Cerotto No, that’s why, I… Ms. Lacrima, you really are beautiful… So… Whoa!
Lacrima (gasps) Ohhh… you’ve got something surprisingly impressive, huh…
Cerotto HUH? EHH? No, no, u-u-uh, hang on-
Lacrima It’s fine, it’s fine. Just relax. I’ll make you feel good.
Cerotto What?! Ah - save me!
Lacrima Alright… Here we go, feel it…
Cerotto Ah! Ahhh wait wait, I can’t I can’t!
Lacrima Now now, you have to be quiet~ That’s right~
Cerotto (Cerotto yells)
Lacrima Hey. You’re already done?
Cerotto I’m sorry.
Lacrima That was barely anything. Get away, you’re an eyesore.
Corteo How was it? It was like… you two had your backs to us and were fumbling around…
Cerotto (sniffles) I… I’ve had enough. Though it was my first time… Women… Women, that sort of thing, it’s too much! (sobs)
Nero (laughs) Didn’t I say? How about it, Avilio? It’s your turn.
Avilio Yeah. …I’m going.
Lacrima (Lacrima drinking and burping)
Avilio May I sit next to you?
Lacrima …yes. Go ahead.
Avilio Cerotto, a martini for this lady.
Cerotto Right away…
Lacrima Oh no. What do you mean by getting me drunk?
Avilio I want to know… everything about you.
Lacrima Oh my…
Corteo Amazing… Ms. Lacrima is blushing!
Nero Somehow this pisses me off. Is it the face? Is his face her type or something?
Avilio Is it alright if I move a bit closer?
Lacrima Eh~? What should I do, I wonder~?
Avilio Don’t be shy. Come on, look at me.
Lacrima Like this?
Avilio M-mm… (thinking) Endure, I can endure it, I won’t look away, this is for the sake of revenge!
Lacrima What’s the matter~?
Avilio N-nothing. Y-you’re beautiful, just like… Medusa.
Lacrima What’s with that description?! That’s a monster that turns people into stone by looking at them, isn’t it? …Ah! Or is it that… you want me to turn that part of you as hard as a rock~?
Avilio (strangled scream)
Lacrima Hey, don’t run away! Coward. Wait up!
Nero You’re too weak.
Avilio Yes. After all, I’m just a weak person.
Corteo Avilio…
Avilio This is the kind of person I am. A good-for-nothing coward who can’t even pick up one woman.
Corteo That’s not it.
Avilio (laughs) How comical. I was just grabbed there once, and I turned tail and fled back here. Such a good-for-nothing can’t possibly take revenge. There’s already no point in my being alive.
Corteo No! Avilio, you’re not good for nothing!
Nero What are you two muttering about?
Corteo Ah… nothing!
Nero What was that about “revenge”?
Corteo Then… it’s my turn, isn’t it! Avilio, I promise. I’ll settle your score for you!
Avilio Ah… Corteo!
Corteo U-um…
Lacrima Uh?!
Corteo M-m-may I sit… next to you?
Lacrima You’re annoying. Go somewhere else.
Corteo P-please! Let me sit next to you, please!
Lacrima Hm? Despite how you look, you’ve got guts, huh. Fine. Sit down.
Corteo Thank you.
Lacrima So, what? Do you want something from me?
Corteo Well, uh… Y-you’re very… beautiful…
Lacrima You’re saying you want to do it with me?
Corteo E-ehh, no, that…
Lacrima Come on! This place is getting on my nerves. Let’s go to the room. I’ll treat you well.
Corteo (thinking) Ahhh! W-w-w-what’s going on? H-h-h-how did this happen?! What’s this sudden turn of events?! If I go with Ms. Lacrima now, do I win the bet?! But if Avilio and the others don’t rescue me, then my chastity… Who cares about my chastity! Avilio… Avilio has to join the Family…!
Lacrima Hurry up and come here.
Corteo Y-yes! (thinking) I’ll do it. I’m doing it! Avilio!
Fango Lacrima!
Corteo Fango!
Fango Lacrima, let’s have fun.
Lacrima Sorry~ Right now I have to go a thousand rounds with this kid.
Fango What?! You… have you been making a pass at my woman?
Corteo No! That’s… that’s not it…
Lacrima I was seduced by him~
Fango Ahhh? I’ve taken a fancy to you, boy.
Corteo …Eh?
Fango Let me join you two. Well? That’s fine, isn’t it?
Corteo Eh, that, uh, what do you mean-
Fango It’s settled! Lacrima, prepare the usual.
Lacrima Okay, darling!
Fango Now, let’s go, brother.
Corteo Sorry, Avilio… I can’t keep my promise after allllll!
Fango Oi! Where are you going! Stop! …Tch. He got away. …It can’t be helped. Oi, Cerotto, booze.
Cerotto Y-yes. Right away.
Fango Hmm… You. You’ve got a pretty nice ass, huh.
Cerotto Ehhhh? N-no way. Ahh! B-boss… W-what are you doing?
Fango The hair on your arm, too… it’s really fine.
Cerotto H-hey, boss… Please tell me what’s going on!
Fango (laughs) You’ll do. Let’s go.
Cerotto W-w-wait! Wait! Wa- NO! NOOOOOOO!
Nero We were talking about “picking up”… but it ended up more like getting picked up, huh.
Avilio Yeah. The bet fell through.
Corteo Cerotto… will he be alright…
Avilio Who knows. He said he’d had enough of women. This worked out just fine, didn’t it?
Nero Well, that’s true. Maybe this will open his eyes. Now! I’ve sobered up too. Let’s drink more to fix that!

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