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Those Who Seduce Witches
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Those Who Seduce Witches

Kanji ()(じょ)()()(もの)ども
Romaji Majo o Kudoku Monodomo
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Those Who Seduce Witches is a drama CD track for 91 Days.[1]

TranscriptEdit

それにしても、お前ら二人は女っ気ねえな。できてんのかい

そ、そんなわけないだろう!

大きい声出すなよ、コルテオ。隠すことじゃないだろう。

ア、アヴィリオ…そんな誤解を生むような。

チェロット。お代わりだ。

ネロさん。もう、このへんにしといたらどうです。

うるせえ。お前は黙って酒出してりゃいいんだ。アヴィリオ、コルテオ。お前らももっと飲め。

ああ。

コルテオ。面倒事起こす前に、こいつら連れて帰れよな。

無茶言うなよ。二人とも僕の言うことなんて聞きっこない。

ええ?おい。あれ見ろ。

あれは確か、ファンゴの愛人?

ラクリマさんだっけ。


賭けねえか。あれを口説き落とせたら勝ちだ。

やめといたほうが良いっすよ、マジで。ファンゴさんに見つかったら殺されますって、マジで。

うるせえ。ファンゴがこわくてマフィアができるかよ。

知らねえからな、俺は。

どうだ、お前ら。

興味ない。遠慮しとく。

僕もやめておくよ。そういうの苦手だし。

遊び心のねえ奴らだな。

こいのどうだい? お前らどちたらまとめてファミリに入れてあるよ。

別に僕はファミリにー

ドン・ヴァネッティに会えるのか? ファミリに入れば。

アヴィリオ…

ん?お前親父いってのかい。

うん。この町支配者。ぜっひ顔を見たい。

もちろんあれよ。じゃあ、きまり。

うん。コルテオ。まず、お前から行って来いよ。

ちょ、ちょっと待ってよ!

なんだ。

ぼ、僕はやめておく。ないし。女と付ける事ない。

じゃないか。来い。いがいと見たいなのか。こぶつしないぜ。

そんな…あの人食べらるだろう。僕なんてよ!

まざかね言ってん

しかし、ネロ。俺はあの女…その…あいれして見たことあれば。そっとだった。お前はあの女さいご。

当たりじゃないか。なりはどうなくみ。おれにドンみてね。

チェロット。

はい、マダム。

みたい。ちょうだい。

かしきかりました。

でもまあ。さいごか。かっちだ。

無理だよ。逃げるない?

安心しろ。二人事いい。

分かった。じゅんばんできねよ。さひけよ。長いくじからだ。

うん。これだ。

じゃあ、こっち。

俺は最後に奴だな。

うん。俺から。行則じゃねか。

だうだらか。

まあ、やる。よく見てね。


となり、いいかい?

なによ、あんた。

やあ、姉さんがあまりだな。

姉さん?

俺はがきねんだ。女はやっぱり四十。姉さんみた。

二十八?

ええ?

あたし先週二十八になった。

またまたじょうだんきずぜ!

Nero: Anyway… the two of you aren’t interested in women, huh? Are you two together?

Corteo: N-no such thing!

Avilio: Don’t be so loud, Corteo. It’s not something that has to be hidden, is it?

Corteo: A-Avilio! Don’t cause misunderstandings!

Nero: (laughs) Cerotto! Another drink!

Cerotto: Mr. Nero, how about you call it a day?

Nero: Shaddap! Just be quiet and serve the booze. Avilio! Corteo! You two drink more too.

Avilio: Right.

Cerotto: Corteo, get these guys out of here before trouble starts.

Corteo: Don’t talk nonsense. Both of them won’t listen to a word I say.

Nero: Eh? Heh. Oi. Look over there.

Avilio: Ah? If I’m not mistaken, that’s… Fango’s lover.

Corteo: Ms. Lacrima… right?

Nero: How about a bet? Whoever manages to seduce her is the winner.

Cerotto: Y-you should stop. Seriously. If you’re seen by Mr. Fango, you’ll be killed. Seriously!

Nero: Shut up! If I was scared of Fango, could I be in the mafia?

Cerotto: I’m not having anything to do with this.

Nero: (laughs) How about you two?

Avilio: Not interested. I’ll pass.

Corteo: Count me out too. I’m not good with this kind of thing.

Nero: Tch! You guys don’t know how to have fun, huh. …How about this? If either of you manages to pick her up, then you can officially join the Family.

Corteo: Actually, I don’t really…

Avilio: Will I be able to meet Don Vanetti? If I join the Family.

Corteo: Avilio…

Nero: Oh? You want to meet my father?

Avilio: Yeah. The man who rules this town from the shadows - what is he like? I want to behold him for myself.

Nero: (laughs) Of course I’ll let you meet him. Then it’s settled.

Avilio: Yeah. Corteo, you go first.

Corteo: H-hang on!

Avilio: What?

Corteo: I-I’m staying out of this. I haven’t done anything like seduction before. I’ve never been with a woman either.

Nero: All the more you should do it now, right? Go on. Who knows, maybe you’re just the type of meal she likes?

Corteo: That’s-! If I were eaten by that person, there wouldn’t even be any bones left!

Nero: Don’t say that kind of pathetic thing.

Avilio: But Nero, I’ve seen that woman and Fango… well… in the act. It was intense. Can you see things through to the end with that woman?

Nero: Well, of course! Whatever her exterior, inside she’s still a woman. No matter what kind of woman, when dealing with me, they’ll be like a sweet young girl…

Lacrima: Cerotto.

Cerotto: Yes, Madam.

Lacrima: Somehow today, it’s like I just can’t get drunk. Bring me a bottle of whiskey, without a glass. (burps)

Cerotto: Coming right up.

Nero: Uh… …But, well, there’s no need to see things through to the end, is there? As long as you can get her to the room, it’s a win.

Corteo: There’s no way! If you’re caught by that person, there’s no chance of escaping!

Nero: Relax. The other two will just pretend to be drunk and drag the winner out of the room - that’s good enough, right?

Avilio: Hm. Understood. We’ll draw lots to decide who goes first. …Here, draw. The one who gets the longest lot will start.

Nero: Hmm… This one!

Corteo: Then… this one.

Avilio: I get the last remaining one.

Nero: Ah? Tch! Starting with me? It’ll be over in a flash, huh.

Avilio: I wonder.

Nero: Well, I’ll show you just how it’s done. Take a good look!


Nero: Can I sit next to you?

Lacrima: What do you want?

Nero: Ah, big sis, you sure are sexy, huh!

Lacrima: (burps) “Big sis”?

Nero: Uh… I’m not interested in youngsters! After all, like they say, women come into their true charm when they hit forty. Like you, big sis, you’re in your prime-

Lacrima: Twenty-eight.

Nero: Uh?

Lacrima: I just turned twenty-eight last week.

Nero: (laughs) You’re kidding! That’s a real joke!

Lacrima: (laughs) You - are you picking a fight with me? You’ve got some nerve, huh~

Nero: Eh? S-seriously? …Twenty-eight? (awkward laughter)

Corteo: Somehow… they’re both laughing like they’re enjoying themselves, but…

Avilio: Yeah.

Corteo: (gasps) Nero’s holding her hand!

Nero: Hey, cheer up, honey. I’ve had my eye on you for a long time.

Lacrima: Oh my, I might take you seriously.

Nero: Yeah, I’m serious about this. You’re wasted on that guy Fango. How about it? Tonight, with me…

(Nero screams)

Corteo: (gasps) Ms. Lacrima grabbed Nero’s c-crotch… Nero wins this one, I guess…

Avilio: Damn it, this was my long-awaited chance to get close to Vincent… But it’s gone again, huh…

Nero: (groaning) W-wait, wait…

Lacrima: I’m sorry~ But just this isn’t enough to satisfy me~

(Nero wheezes)

Lacrima: Come back in ten years… boy. See you.

Corteo: What happened? It looked like it was going so well…

Nero: Ahhhh… she’s a real tough one.

Avilio: So it seems. But I want to watch what happens over there for a bit more…

Lacrima: Cerotto! Another bottle, please.

Cerotto: Yes. Right away.

Avilio: Cerotto.

Cerotto: Uh?

Avilio: Try hitting on that woman.

Cerotto: Don’t kid around! Seriously, I’ll get killed by Mr. Fango!

Avilio: Fifty dollars advance payment.

Cerotto: Eh?

Avilio: If you succeed, there’s another fifty.

Cerotto: Th-that means… I can get a h-hundred?

Avilio: That’s right. Is it fine if this guy tries too, Nero?

Nero: Heh! Suit yourself. Though you’re just throwing your money away.


Cerotto: Enjoy. Your new bottle.

Lacrima: Thanks. Put it on that fellow’s tab.

Cerotto: Eh… on Mr. Fango’s, right.

(rustling and fidgeting noises)

Lacrima: What’s the matter?

Cerotto: A-Actually, I- Ms. Lacrima, for some time…

Lacrima: Huh? What are you saying?

Cerotto: No, that’s why, I… Ms. Lacrima, you really are beautiful… So… Whoa!

Lacrima: (gasps) Ohhh… you’ve got something surprisingly impressive, huh…

Cerotto: HUH? EHH? No, no, u-u-uh, hang on-

Lacrima: It’s fine, it’s fine. Just relax. I’ll make you feel good.

Cerotto: What?! Ah - save me!

Lacrima: Alright… Here we go, feel it…

Cerotto: Ah! Ahhh wait wait, I can’t I can’t!

Lacrima: Now now, you have to be quiet~ That’s right~

(Cerotto yells)

Lacrima: Hey. You’re already done?

Cerotto: I’m sorry.

Lacrima: That was barely anything. Get away, you’re an eyesore.

Corteo: How was it? It was like… you two had your backs to us and were fumbling around…

Cerotto: (sniffles) I… I’ve had enough. Though it was my first time… Women… Women, that sort of thing, it’s too much! (sobs)

Nero: (laughs) Didn’t I say? How about it, Avilio? It’s your turn.

Avilio: Yeah. …I’m going.


(Lacrima drinking and burping)

Avilio: May I sit next to you?

Lacrima: …yes. Go ahead.

Avilio: Cerotto, a martini for this lady.

Cerotto: (brokenly) Right away…

Lacrima: (laughs) Oh no. What do you mean by getting me drunk?

Avilio: (chuckles) I want to know… everything about you.

Lacrima: Oh my…

Corteo: Amazing… Ms. Lacrima is blushing!

Nero: Somehow this pisses me off. Is it the face? Is his face her type or something?

Avilio: Is it alright if I move a bit closer?

Lacrima: Eh~? What should I do, I wonder~?

Avilio: Don’t be shy. Come on, look at me.

Lacrima: Like this?

Avilio: M-mm… (thinking) Endure, I can endure it, I won’t look away, this is for the sake of revenge!

Lacrima: What’s the matter~?

Avilio: N-nothing. Y-you’re beautiful, just like… Medusa.

Lacrima: What’s with that description?! That’s a monster that turns people into stone by looking at them, isn’t it? …Ah! Or is it that… you want me to turn that part of you as hard as a rock~?

Avilio: (strangled scream)

Lacrima: Hey, don’t run away! Coward. Wait up!

Nero: You’re too weak.

Avilio: Yes. After all, I’m just a weak person.

Corteo: Avilio…

Avilio: This is the kind of person I am. A good-for-nothing coward who can’t even pick up one woman.

Corteo: That’s not it.

Avilio: (laughs) How comical. I was just grabbed there once, and I turned tail and fled back here. Such a good-for-nothing can’t possibly take revenge. There’s already no point in my being alive.

Corteo: No! Avilio, you’re not good for nothing!

Nero: What are you two muttering about?

Corteo: Ah… nothing!

Nero: What was that about “revenge”?

Corteo: Then… it’s my turn, isn’t it! Avilio, I promise. I’ll settle your score for you!

Avilio: Ah… Corteo!


Corteo: U-um…

Lacrima: Uh?!

Corteo: M-m-may I sit… next to you?

Lacrima: You’re annoying. Go somewhere else.

Corteo: P-please! Let me sit next to you, please!

Lacrima: Hm? Despite how you look, you’ve got guts, huh. Fine. Sit down.

Corteo: Thank you.

Lacrima: So, what? Do you want something from me?

Corteo: Well, uh… Y-you’re very… beautiful…

Lacrima: You’re saying you want to do it with me?

Corteo: E-ehh, no, that…

Lacrima: Come on! This place is getting on my nerves. Let’s go to the room. I’ll treat you well.

Corteo: (thinking) Ahhh! W-w-w-what’s going on? H-h-h-how did this happen?! What’s this sudden turn of events?! If I go with Ms. Lacrima now, do I win the bet?! But if Avilio and the others don’t rescue me, then my chastity… Who cares about my chastity! Avilio… Avilio has to join the Family…!

Lacrima: Hurry up and come here.

Corteo: Y-yes! (thinking) I’ll do it. I’m doing it! Avilio!

Fango: Lacrima!

Corteo: Fango!

Fango: Lacrima, let’s have fun.

Lacrima: Sorry~ Right now I have to go a thousand rounds with this kid.

Fango: What?! You… have you been making a pass at my woman?

Corteo: No! That’s… that’s not it…

Lacrima: I was seduced by him~

Fango: Ahhh? I’ve taken a fancy to you, boy.

Corteo: …Eh?

Fango: Let me join you two. Well? That’s fine, isn’t it?

Corteo: Eh, that, uh, what do you mean-

Fango: It’s settled! Lacrima, prepare the usual.

Lacrima: Okay, darling!

Fango: Now, let’s go, brother.

Corteo: Sorry, Avilio… I can’t keep my promise after allllll!

Fango: Oi! Where are you going! Stop! …Tch. He got away. …It can’t be helped. Oi, Cerotto, booze.

Cerotto: Y-yes. Right away.

Fango: Hmm… You. You’ve got a pretty nice ass, huh.

Cerotto: Ehhhh? N-no way. Ahh! B-boss… W-what are you doing?

Fango: The hair on your arm, too… it’s really fine.

Cerotto: H-hey, boss… Please tell me what’s going on!

Fango: (laughs) You’ll do. Let’s go.

Cerotto: W-w-wait! Wait! Wa- NO! NOOOOOOO!


Nero: We were talking about “picking up”… but it ended up more like getting picked up, huh.

Avilio: Yeah. The bet fell through.

Corteo: Cerotto… will he be alright…

Avilio: Who knows. He said he’d had enough of women. This worked out just fine, didn’t it?

Nero: Well, that’s true. Maybe this will open his eyes. Now! I’ve sobered up too. Let’s drink more to fix that![2]

AppearancesEdit

ReferencesEdit

  1. Silvan Winds
  2. Cry of Blood

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